July 29, 2012 - 7:50pm
When did the ground get shaky?
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July 29, 2012 - 7:50pm
In search of the mythical lazy river of the infield.
That's right, this lovely blonde spread out a sea blue tarp filled with a raft made of pool noodles so she could enjoy the water at this rainy Derby. "There's actually a lap pool at the second turn. You should check it out! There's also a lazy river. It's the real reason we're here. You...
July 29, 2012 - 7:50pm
5:00 at the Kentucky Derby and somehow, all the girls still have their clothes on. However, there is flying beer.
Only at Derby will a woman my age and weight be asked in all seriousness to flash her tits. Now, in defense of the men braving the infield in this weather, breasts of any sort are few and far between. I've seen half a dozen slip-n-slides optimistically arranged outside tents. "If I don't...
July 29, 2012 - 7:50pm
You asked for more infield video live from this year's Kentucky Derby. We're here to provide. Watch until 1:30,when the dancers take a head first mudslide into the pavement.
July 29, 2012 - 7:50pm
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...a guy in a padded suit! That's right, there's an invasion of Superheroes on this year's infield.
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...a guy in a padded suit! That's right, there's an invasion of Superheroes on this year's infield. "We're here to protect everyone at the Derby. The guy in the orange vest? He's security to keep the fans away. We wouldn't want anyone getting hurt during a...