January 20, 2010 - 2:14pm
I'm going to be on a seven-day West Caribbean cruise with Mickey Mouse and my munchkins. As I prepare, obviously the first thing I must accomplish is filling my suitcase. I realized through a quick scan of my closet, all of my clothes were business attire, cocktail dresses, and a few eye-popping evening gowns. I had been sucked into the depths of business and realized I needed to relax. And relaxing for spring break is exactly what I am going to do.
I have always been insulted by the hook-ups at spring break. That's why I'm spending it with the man who has loved me since I was a girl-- Walt Disney. What is truly fashionable about baby oil, bikinis, and vodka with pinapple juice?