December 1, 2009 - 7:22pm
Cervix jokes kill.
My wife hit the nine-month mark in her pregnancy earlier this week. So here is some insight into spring training for parenthood (from an admittedly bad source). A guy's biological usefulness ends at insemination; keep that in mind when you realize you're not getting as much attention as you're...
September 21, 2009 - 8:25am
Take the epidural or deliver to a she-wolf among contradictory advice
My wife and I are expecting a daughter, due on Christmas (had it been a boy, I would've insisted on naming him Jesus and then declared myself God, but alas…). Everyone we talk to has advice. And as many of these people have children who are intact and not incarcerated, it seems worth taking. (...