January 12, 2012 - 1:18am
21 things you probably won't see at the Breeders' Cup this weekend (but might see elsewhere in Louisville)
I don't really have much to say about the Breeder's Cup this year. I can't say I'd have much to say about it any year. That means that anything I write is bound to come off as ridiculous and/or forced. So, I might as well go all out.  Here's a ridiculous list of 21 things you probably won't see at...
July 29, 2012 - 7:57pm
I wanted to pretend he was a smurf, but this Na'vi at Forecastle wanted to plug his hair into mine and teach me all about sustainable living.
"Be a warrior for your environment!" Really, I wanted to pretend he was a smurf, but the Na'vi at Forecastle wanted to plug his hair into mine and teach me all about sustainable living. Thanks, but my biological usb port is already plugged into Louisville.com - though I have heard worse...